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Человеку под каким-нибудь предлогом предлагают быстро ответить на следующие вопросы:

- Какого цвета обычно холодильники? (естественно все говорят: "Белого")

- Что пьет корова? (Тут процентов 90 отвечают: "Молоко", т.к. их "заклинивает" на первый вопрос и ответ).

А коровы то пьют водичку…

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Avito777KelaНаписано 24 сентября 2017, в 04:19

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Avito77KelaНаписано 24 сентября 2017, в 22:39

<b>Пополение баланса Авито (Avito) за 50%</b> <b>Телеграмм @a1garant</b> <br> <br><b>Мое почтение, дорогие друзья!</b> <br> <br>Будем рады предоставить Всем вам услуги по пополнению баланса на действующие активные аккаунты Avito (а также, абсолютно новые). Если Вам надо определенные балансы - пишите, будем решать. Потратить можно на турбо продажи, любые платные услуги Авито (Avito). <br> <br><b>Аккаунты не Брут. Живут долго.</b> <br> <br>Процент пополнения в нашу сторону и стоимость готовых аккаунтов: <b>50% от баланса на аккаунте.</b> <br>Если необходим залив на ваш аккаунт, в этом случае требуются логин и пароль Вашего акка для доступа к форме оплаты, пополнения баланса. <br>Для постоянных заказчиков гибкая система бонусов и скидок! <br>Гарантия: <br> <br><b>И, конечно же ничто не укрепляет доверие, как - Постоплата!!!</b> Вперед денег не


Avito888KelaНаписано 25 сентября 2017, в 02:23

<b>Пополение баланса Авито (Avito) за 50%</b> <b>Телеграмм @a1garant</b> <br> <br><b>Приветствую вас, дорогие друзья!</b> <br> <br>Будем рады предоставить Всем вам услуги по пополнению баланса на действующие активные аккаунты Avito (а также, совершенно новые). Если Вам требуются определенные балансы - пишите, будем решать. Потратить можно на турбо продажи, любые платные услуги Авито (Avito). <br> <br><b>Аккаунты не Брут. Живут долго.</b> <br> <br>Процент пополнения в нашу сторону и стоимость готовых аккаунтов: <b>50% от баланса на аккаунте.</b> <br>Если необходим залив на ваш аккаунт, в этом случае требуются логин и пароль Вашего акка для доступа к форме оплаты, пополнения баланса. <br>Для постоянных заказчиков гибкая система бонусов и скидок! <br>Гарантия: <br> <br><b>И, конечно же ничто не укрепляет доверие, как - Постоплата!!!</b> Вперед


Avito888KelaНаписано 25 сентября 2017, в 05:48

<b>Пополение баланса Авито (Avito) за 50%</b> <b>Телеграмм @a1garant</b> <br> <br><b>Приветствую вас, дорогие друзья!</b> <br> <br>Рады предоставить Всем вам услуги по пополнению баланса на действующие активные аккаунты Avito (а также, абсолютно новые). Если Вам требуются конкретные балансы - пишите, будем решать. Потратить можно на турбо продажи, любые платные услуги Авито (Avito). <br> <br><b>Аккаунты не Брут. Живут долго.</b> <br> <br>Процент пополнения в нашу сторону и стоимость готовых аккаунтов: <b>50% от баланса на аккаунте.</b> <br>Если нужен залив на ваш аккаунт, в этом случае требуются логин и пароль Вашего акка для доступа к форме оплаты, пополнения баланса. <br>Для постоянных клиентов гибкая система бонусов и скидок! <br>Гарантия: <br> <br><b>И, конечно же ничто не укрепляет доверие, как - Постоплата!!!</b> Вперед денег не просим


Avito123MubНаписано 25 сентября 2017, в 21:46

<b>Пополение баланса Авито (Avito) за 50%</b> <b>Телеграмм @a1garant</b> <br> <br><b>Мое почтение, дорогие друзья!</b> <br> <br>Рады будем предоставить Всем вам услуги по пополнению баланса на действующие активные аккаунты Avito (а также, абсолютно новые). Если Вам нужны определенные балансы - пишите, будем решать. Потратить можно на турбо продажи, любые платные услуги Авито (Avito). <br> <br><b>Аккаунты не Брут. Живут долго.</b> <br> <br>Процент пополнения в нашу сторону и стоимость готовых аккаунтов: <b>50% от баланса на аккаунте.</b> <br>Если нужен залив на ваш аккаунт, в этом случае требуются логин и пароль Вашего акка для доступа к форме оплаты, пополнения баланса. <br>Для постоянных заказчиков гибкая система бонусов и скидок! <br>Гарантия: <br> <br><b>И, конечно же ничто не укрепляет доверие, как - Постоплата!!!</b> Вперед денег не про


kisnershawНаписано 7 марта 2018, в 14:21

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